fulmadz:

DO NOT SCROLL PAST THIS. I JUST DIED LAUGHING

farorescourage:

priestmahad:

I’m truly the friend who will fight your ex who did you dirty even after you get over it. like I will see them 5 years later and be like “square the fuck up you know exactly what this asswhoopin is for”

#im also free to fight your family that is awful to you just say when

neymar-meu-preto:

dazedoddity:

69xs:

ullahme:

fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Y’all ain’t shit.

Just in case

I don’t fuck with this

unclefather:

wassupstyles:

What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

very polite

aromanticbellamy:

my shower schedule in the summer is based on when i have to socialize

I can’t wait to get married and have all the sex I want